Mini Paceman JCW Review
Mini is a very interesting brand. As a marketing case study, it’s fascinating to see how a car company can sell a lifestyle along with a vehicle and the entire range is aimed at the young and young-at-heart. I spend a week with the Mini Paceman JCW.
Mini – Not So Mini Anymore
Personally I quite like how Mini as a brand has broadened its appeal with newer and bigger models. The Cooper S hatch is a terrific piece of kit, but a tiny boot and near useless back seats render it impractical for many fans of the brand. Enter the Countryman, essentially a bigger and more practical vehicle aimed at the family market. I drove this vehicle on launch back in 2010 and was rather impressed with its All4 all-wheel drive system and extra interior space. Roll on 2014 and I find myself behind the wheel of the latest in Mini’s arsenal – the two-door Paceman, here in John Cooper Works guise.
It’s quite a looker if I’m honest. I spent about half an hour admiring it from different angles and its funky shape makes most other road vehicles citizens of Blandville. Perhaps it was a combination of the Chili red paint and John Cooper Works fast bits like wheels and black bonnet stripes which made the Paceman stand out.
Mini Paceman JCW – Power
You’ll have noticed I’ve said John Cooper Works a few times already. Simply put, you see a Mini with a JCW badge and you know it has been tuned to be a bit of a rocket. In JCW guise, the Mini Cooper S becomes a road rocket with ridiculous performance. Does the JCW added goodness make the Paceman fast? Sadly, no.
It may have 160 kW and 280 Nm from its 1.6-litre turbocharged motor, but the dimensions and mass combine to penalise the out-and-out performance of the Mini Paceman JCW. That mass and the gearbox then work together to destroy the claimed fuel consumption. The best I could get was 11.5l/100km.
Gearbox and Sport Mode
Don’t be disheartened. The Mini Paceman JCW is still an entertaining drive, provided you drive it with Sport mode engaged and the auto gearbox is set to Sport too. The result is a sharper throttle response, heavier steering plus delicious exhaust backfires and pops when you come off the throttle. Nothing turns heads quite like a backfiring, bright red Mini driving through Sea Point.
Speaking of gearbox, the steering wheel gearbox paddle design really has to change. The modern world has grown accustomed to the ethos of pull right paddle to shift up, pull left paddle to shift down. Not this pull left or right to change up, push left or right button (linked to the paddle) to change down.
All-wheel Drive Ability
What makes this particular Mini Paceman JCW quite entertaining is its all-wheel drive system. It’s called All4 and is quite useful. While I didn’t push the car hard enough around corners to feel it work, I did however do a bit of beach driving. The looks you get from serious offroad vehicle owners is priceless. While it may lack ground clearance, the system works fine and firmer beaches are navigable. Gravel roads are a dream, but don’t expect to get out of the softer sand though…
Interior
The interior is unmistakably Mini. Which doesn’t bode well if you’re not familiar with the arrangements. For a first timer, the Mini centre console is dominated by a massive speedometer which incorporates the excellent iDrive system from parent company BMW. The iDrive system is controlled using a tiny stalk located near the oddly shaped handbrake. Old school aircraft-style switches are a cute touch. Leather seats are nice, but I would expect sports seats given the nature of the JCW. The thing here is the interior, while funky and cool, feels a tad cheap. Cheap isn’t something you want to hear when you’re paying a large amount of money for a car.
Optional Extras Galore
That said, you large amount of money does get you loads of kit as standard, with plenty of options to tick. As standard, you’re getting run-flat tyres, multifunction steering wheel, a basic sound system and automatic air conditioning which isn’t bad. However this is a media vehicle which has been specced to the hilt.
There’s a pano roof for the driver and rear passengers, sun protection glazing, anti dazzle mirrors (handy at night), park distance control, integrated compass in the rearview mirror, rain sensitive wipers, automatic adaptive xenon headlights, heated seats for driver and passenger, Harmon Kardon audio, satellite navigation, and some very cool Mini connected smartphone integration.
Mini Paceman JCW Price in South Africa
This particular Mini Paceman JCW is understandly pricier than the standard model. The Mini Paceman JCW Steptronic retails for R482 900, whereas this particular test unit with its myriad of extras comes in at a hefty R532 650.
Summary and conclusion
Think of the Mini Paceman JCW as the latest version of the Apple iPad. It’s good to look at, feels nice and it’s a cool toy to have. Do you need it? Probably not. For almost R500 000 there are many cars out there which offer better everything, including some from the parent company itself. A base model BMW X3, or a fully-kitted BMW X1 offer just as much car with arguably a more luxurious interior. Can these two offerings touch the Mini Paceman JCW for cool factor? Not a chance…
MINI Paceman JCW Specifications
| Engine | 1.6 litre turbocharged inline-4 petrol |
| Power | 160 kW @ 6 100 rpm |
| Torque | 280 Nm @ 2 100 rpm |
| Transmission | Six-speed automatic steptronic |
| Wheels | 18-inch |
| 0-100km/h (Claimed) | 6.9 seconds (claimed) |
| Fuel economy | 7.9l/100km (claimed on the combined cycle) |
We like:
– Quirkiness / Cool factor
– Rip-roaring snorting engine
– All-wheel drive
– Smartphone integration. The MINI App for iPhone is simply brilliant.
We dislike:
– Indecisive gearbox means you can’t exploit the car’s engine and chassis fully
– Terrifying price tag once options are loaded
– Very few men drive Minis. No idea why.
MINI Paceman JCW Also consider
BMW X3
BMW X1
Citroen DS5
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