Mini Clubman JCW (2023) Review
The Clubman JCW Untold Edition is the 2nd-to-last special version of the wagon-like Mini variant that’s renowned for its split rear doors. Now, as the Oxford-based brand prepares to roll out a line-up of electric vehicles, is the Clubman going out on a high?
We like: Spirited performance and engaging drive, funky-looking cabin
We don’t like: Not as practical as a van should be, stiff ride quality, pricey
FAST FACTS
- Model: Mini Clubman John Cooper Works ALL4
- Price: R862 144 (August 2023)
- Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbocharged petrol
- Power/Torque: 225 kW/450 Nm
- Transmission: 8-speed automatic
- 0-100 kph: 5.53 sec (tested)
- Fuel consumption: 7.7 L/100 km (claimed)
- Luggage/Utility space: 360-1250 litres
Serious about buying/selling?
Some dealerships regularly offer great deals. See our New Car Specials!
Looking to sell your car? Sell it on Cars.co.za for free
Where does the Mini Clubman JCW fit in?
As we move towards the final quarter of 2023, the Mini line-up for the South African market is fairly straightforward. Your entry point (and we’d argue the best definition of Mini) is the Hatch, which is available in 3- or 5-door configurations. If you like fresh air, there’s a Cabriolet droptop too.
The Clubman takes the Hatch concept further with a longer body and cool outward-opening rear doors. For those who want a crossover-like Mini, replete with added practicality, the Countryman is available.
All of that will change in future, but that’s a story for another day. The Clubman is available with sensible to wild drivetrains – all of which are turbocharged – but only the flagship JCW version features all-wheel drive. The Untold Edition you see here encompasses a cosmetic upgrade, which we’ll touch on shortly.
If you’re thinking about buying a fun-to-drive premium compact car, your choices are getting fewer and quite pricey. The sportier iterations of the Mercedes-Benz A-Class, Audi A3 hatchback and sedan and BMW 1 Series or 2 Series Gran Coupe all make good cases for themselves, but if you want an all-wheel-drive version that has the pace to match the Mini Clubman JCW, you’ll close to, or more than, R1 million.
How the Mini Clubman JCW fares in terms of…
Design and Packaging
Contemporary Minis models have always had a distinctively fun and spirited look, even though they are much larger than the Sixties original that inspired them. The Clubman has the same face as its brethren but boasts additional length and practicality over the hatchback. What you see here is quite a departure from the conventional Mini… It’s called the Untold Edition and adds R58k to the Clubman JCW’s price.
Replete with striking (and intricately patterned) gold wheels, a Sage Green paint finish, badging and edges finished in Refined Brass, the Clubman Untold Edition is unmistakable. The cabin gets a similar treatment; it features Refined Brass trim elements and sports seats finished in Sage Green leather.
The JCW treatment for the Clubman is extensive. There are subtle John Cooper Works badges on the nose and wheels, as well as 2 large-bore exhaust ends. If you look closely, you’ll see that the left pipe is closed – it only opens in the Sport drive mode and the full-bore soundtrack is urgent, if less than rowdy.
While the Clubman looks like an estate version of the Mini, it doesn’t feature the practicality associated with that class of car. The rear legroom is best suited for children (this author wasn’t able to sit behind the driver’s seat comfortably after it had been adjusted to suit his 1.88-metre frame. Aft occupants are catered for to some extent, however: they get their own panoroof and are availed USB-C charging ports.
The same can be said for the load bay. At just 360 litres (a VW Polo is 575 litres), the Clubman lacks the carrying capacity to be considered a practical car. You can fold the rear seats down for additional space.
Performance and Efficiency
The Mini Clubman JCW is powered by a 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbopetrol engine that produces healthy peak outputs of 225 kW and 450 Nm of torque. If those numbers sound familiar, there is a good reason for that – this powertrain forms the backbone of the BMW Group’s compact performance products. It also does duty in the M135i xDrive, as well as the M235i Gran Coupe and X2 M35i.
Power goes to all four wheels via an 8-speed automatic transmission and there are three primary driving modes: Sport, Mid and Green.
Mini says the derivative will accelerate from 0 to 100 kph in 4.9 sec and we put that claim to the test with our timing gear. Thanks to our utilisation of launch control, the Mini Clubman JCW charged from 0 to 100 kph in 5.53 sec, which was satisfactory, but left us feeling underwhelmed due to the lack of aural drama.
The vehicle features steering wheel-mounted shift paddles and, while the car’s transmission changes up and down crisply – and predictably – in fully automatic mode, the hands-on activity of actuating manual ‘shifts boosts driver engagement. Not only did it facilitate a more authentic Mini experience – we noticed the exhaust emitted additional pops and bangs when you changed gears yourself. That’s more like it!
The shenanigans come at a price, however. If you drive the JCW in the manner that the late, great John Cooper had intended, the flagship Mini Clubman will gulp unleaded like Springbok fans quenching their thirst after that win against the All Blacks on a Friday night. This derivative is said to have an average fuel consumption of 7.7 L/100 km, but after we had completed our fuel route, the Mini SA test unit’s indicated figure was a sobering 11.1 L/100 km. With a full (48-litre) fuel tank, it has a theoretical range of 623 km.
Ride and Handling
Irrespective of derivative, every Mini product has offered an engaging and hands-on driving experience, and the Clubman JCW is no exception. You’re seated low down and those sports seats do a fine job of making you feel at one with the vehicle.
The JCW treatment for the Clubman includes a lowering kit and a sporty suspension setup; it certainly aids corning capability, but also detracts from day-to-day driving comfort. Mini’s products have always been firmly sprung, but the ride quality borders on harsh on uneven road surfaces. Deal breaker? Almost.
The steering setup is pleasingly weighted, direct and quick from lock to lock. If you hustle the Clubman JCW through a hilly section of serpentine blacktop, it delivers just about sufficient driving dynamics to entertain a driving enthusiast. The All4 system does a great job of keeping the car stable and planted.
However, does it handle as crisply and deftly as a front-wheel-driven JCW (on a dry road)? We don’t think so; while the JCW Hatch produces less power than its estate-esque counterpart, it feels much more darty and agile by virtue of weighing 200 kg less than the all-wheel-driven Clubman JCW.
Comfort and Features
According to Mini SA’s configurator, the Untold Edition costs R58 000 more than a standard Clubman JCW, but you get more than just blingy wheels and a verdant paint finish. If you tick this option, you get niceties like adaptive LED headlights, interior light package and the Mini Excitement package thrown in.
A premium product at a premium price means there are certain expectations when it comes to standard equipment and the Clubman JCW ticks most of the boxes. Climate control, parking sensors, a reverse-view camera, satnav, Harman Kardon audio, Apple CarPlay and adaptive cruise control are stock fitment.
The lack of wireless Android Auto connectivity and heated seats were the only 2 omissions worth noting. The quirky infotainment system, with its colour-changing bezel and cutesy icons, won’t be to everyone’s taste (the “Disco Ring” debuted in 2014), but we’d say the display is undeniably fun and light-hearted.
Price and After-Sales Support
| Mini Clubman Cooper 1.5 | R595 831 |
| Mini Clubman Cooper S 2.0 | R681 832 |
| Mini Clubman John Cooper Works All4 | R862 144 |
The Mini Clubman is sold with a 2-year/unlimited km warranty and a 5-year/100 000 km maintenance plan, with service intervals every 20 000 km. The Untold Edition package adds R58k to the listed price.
Verdict
The Mini Clubman exists to exude an extroverted personality and, yes, it oozes charm and cool. In JCW guise, it can deliver a brisk turn of speed too. The Untold Edition adds some bold styling to the mix and we loved the green and gold combination – it really looks the part and there’s nothing else quite like it.
If the stiff ride quality isn’t a dealbreaker and you don’t require loads of luggage space to facilitate lifestyle hobbies such as, say, mountain biking, then a Clubman JCW may be of interest. However, given the price positioning, it’s difficult to ignore the allure of a well-sorted small SUV. BMW X1, anyone?
However, the Clubman is on run out, with Mini effectively shelving the derivative with an aptly-named Final Edition (due in SA at the end of 2023). The brand intends to have a fully electric line-up by 2030, so expect to see a diminishing number of petrol-powered Minis on the road. Enjoy them while you still can!