What Car Would Santa Drive?
If Santa didn't have a sleigh, which vehicle would he drive? Lightstone Auto believes it has the answer!
Lightstone Auto has an arsenal of data and statistics for the automotive industry, which is why we partnered with them for the Cars Awards. On a lighter note, Lightstone Auto believes it knows which vehicle Santa would drive if he didn't have a sleigh. Using the vast data available and Santa's likely requirements, let's have a detailed look at which vehicle would be most suitable.
The Criteria
It has to be red. Obviously.
Only passenger and LCV vehicle models were considered.
When considering a larger vehicle model like a double cab, SUV, MPV or a Cross over vehicle model, it was narrowed down to 6 113 red vehicle models available for sale in South Africa.
With the risk of deep vein thrombosis being a reality, combined with the requirement to wear tight stockings, an automatic is a must. Imagine the leg ache if Santa had to use a clutch, manually navigating the traffic in small coastal towns. This reduced the potential candidates to 2 800 red vehicle models that are automatic.
With the big white beard, a furry suit, a heat-inducing fur-lined hat, and a sack full of presents, getting hot in the car is a real problem. It is summer in SA after all! So air-con is a must.
ABS brakes are key as stopping with precision is needed. Lightstone Property says the average size of a residential roof in SA is only 143 m2. Anti-skid control is required to ensure dodging of the numerous solar panels and satellite dishes on each roof.
ISOfix child seat attachments are needed in case he needs a small elf to join him on his travels.
With potholes and Joburg traffic lights that go out, and bearing in mind storms that may hit Pretoria, there was a need for a 4×4 – which resulted in 1 252 red vehicles to choose from.
Cruise Control for the long stretch of seriously boring road between Bloemfontein and Beaufort West.
Engine size – bigger than a 2 litre motor takes us down to 371 vehicle models. He needs the power if he is to deliver all the presents on time.
The Candidates
|
Make |
Type |
Model |
Engine Size |
How Many Sold YTD Oct 2015 |
|
BMW |
BMW X4 |
X4 xDrive20d 4×4 Dsl AT |
2 |
61 |
|
JEEP |
JEEP Grand Cherokee |
Grand Cherokee 6.4 SRT 4×4 8-sp AT MY14 |
6,4 |
57 |
|
LAND ROVER |
L-R Range Rover Evoque |
Range Rover Evoque 2.2 SD4 Dsl Dynamic 4WD MY13 AT |
2,2 |
56 |
|
BMW |
BMW X3 |
X3 xDrive20d Dsl 4×4 MY14 AT |
2 |
40 |
|
MAZDA |
MAZDA CX-5 |
CX-5 2.2 DE Akera AWD MY15 AT |
2,2 |
38 |
|
FORD |
FORD Kuga |
Kuga 2.0 EcoBoost Titanium AWD MY15 AT |
2 |
35 |
|
JEEP |
JEEP Wrangler |
Wrangler Unlimited 3.6 Sahara 4×4 AT |
3,6 |
28 |
|
NISSAN |
NISSAN X-Trail |
X-Trail 2.5 SE 4×4 CVT MY14 |
2,5 |
20 |
|
TOYOTA |
TOYOTA RAV |
RAV4 2.2 VX AWD Dsl MY14.5 AT |
2,2 |
14 |
|
AUDI |
AUDI Q3 |
Q3 quattro RS 2.5T FSI 228kW S-Tronic MY15 |
2,5 |
11 |
|
SUBARU |
SUBARU Forester |
Forester 2.5 XS AWD MY13 CVT |
2,5 |
11 |
To carry all those presents, a huge boot is a requirement which narrows down these finalists a little further. Specifically, a boot capacity of at least 500dm3 would be appropriate. Finally, we're all trying to be kinder to the environment so something that's not a gas-guzzling powerhouse would be preferable. Also, the vehicle will only be used once every year. The boot space and fuel consumption factors weeded out more cars and eventually we were left with the following:
|
Make |
Type |
Model |
Engine Size |
2015 YTD Oct |
Price (approximately) |
|
BMW |
BMW X4 |
X4 xDrive20d 4×4 Dsl AT |
2 |
61 |
R598 000 |
|
LAND ROVER |
L-R Range Rover Evoque |
Range Rover Evoque 2.2 SD4 Dsl Dynamic 4WD MY13 AT |
2,2 |
56 |
R636 000 |
|
BMW |
BMW X3 |
X3 xDrive20d Dsl 4×4 MY14 AT |
2 |
40 |
R520 000 |
|
SUBARU |
SUBARU Forester |
Forester 2.5 XS AWD MY13 CVT |
2,5 |
11 |
R 354000
|
So there you have it. If Santa had to take a car as opposed to his usual sleigh, these are the four vehicles that are deemed the most suitable for his requirements. We would favour the X3 over the X4, while the Range Rover Evoque brings a sense of style and prestige for the North Pole resident. That said, given the harsh and cold environment of the north, perhaps the iconic all-wheel drive Subaru Forester would be best.








